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Saturday, April 30, 2005
I went to see a couple comics last night. The first guy was from Last Comic Standing. He is Iranian and I thought he was damn funny. The second guy was in a wheelchair and was hard as hell to understand, but he was pretty funny when you could. He was also a very dirty man. Haha. Here's a few of his jokes:
"I knew today was going to be a weird day when I woke up and saw that my penis was orange. But then I realized that I had been eating Cheetos last night."
"I've been married twice. I married two pyschos. And by coincidence, they had the same name. They were both called stupid f*cking bitch."
(Keep in mind he's in a wheelchair) "I went to Wal-Mart today to go shopping. I hate going to Wal-Mart. People there always think I work there."
So anyhow, they were both funny. Then we watched "Motorcycle Diaries." It's in Spanish, but thankfully it had English subtitles. It was an interesting movie. So if you're ever bored one day and have nothing to do, you should rent it and watch it. It's different and slow in parts, but it's still interesting.
Last night, at dinner, we found a strange product being advertised in a flyer. The product is called goatweed and it helps with male problems. I suppose it turns you into a goat....er...no.....it makes you horny. So naturally, I included a picture of that below. You might have to click on it to get the full effect. And I like that it's in between Cobra Goatweed and Colossal Voluptas (two more erectile drugs). Haha.
And the picture below is of a girl that we followed on her way back from the gym. She had the most ass sweat ever. There was a huge trail down her crack, which is covered by her backpack. I got a picture of the butt sweat though. Haha. Gross.
Current mood: fine, reluctant to do homework
Current music: (see below)
"I knew today was going to be a weird day when I woke up and saw that my penis was orange. But then I realized that I had been eating Cheetos last night."
"I've been married twice. I married two pyschos. And by coincidence, they had the same name. They were both called stupid f*cking bitch."
(Keep in mind he's in a wheelchair) "I went to Wal-Mart today to go shopping. I hate going to Wal-Mart. People there always think I work there."
So anyhow, they were both funny. Then we watched "Motorcycle Diaries." It's in Spanish, but thankfully it had English subtitles. It was an interesting movie. So if you're ever bored one day and have nothing to do, you should rent it and watch it. It's different and slow in parts, but it's still interesting.
Last night, at dinner, we found a strange product being advertised in a flyer. The product is called goatweed and it helps with male problems. I suppose it turns you into a goat....er...no.....it makes you horny. So naturally, I included a picture of that below. You might have to click on it to get the full effect. And I like that it's in between Cobra Goatweed and Colossal Voluptas (two more erectile drugs). Haha.
And the picture below is of a girl that we followed on her way back from the gym. She had the most ass sweat ever. There was a huge trail down her crack, which is covered by her backpack. I got a picture of the butt sweat though. Haha. Gross.
Current mood: fine, reluctant to do homework
Current music: (see below)
I have never seen this much ass sweat in my life.....and too bad I couldn't get her crack sweat.....it was about 3 inches wide and the entire length of her crack. Whew. That is gross.....
Friday, April 29, 2005
The Ying Yang Twins: "Wait (the Whisper Song)"
[Verse 1]
Hey how you doin lil mama?
lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you somethin' that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I dont mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fu**, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my **Ooooh**
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Imma beat dat * up
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Imma beat dat * up
Like ..
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, [Verse 2]
You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fu**, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my * in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fu** a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fu** that bend over imma give you the
*Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Imma beat dat * up
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Imma beat dat * up
Like ..
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, (OOOOOOOH!)
OK, if you made it through that shit, congratulations. I don't understand why music now has to be so fucking retarded. I am sorry if this is your favorite song, but I am going to rip it to shreds.
"Your ass look soft." That should read your ass looks soft, yet what woman wants a "soft" ass? Doesn't that imply fat? What woman is turned on by a man calling her fat?
"So I don't mind askin' for head." Jesus, could you be a little less subtle please? I remember when music wasn't always sex-oriented and was intelligent. Now it basically has become "suck my dick." Hmm.....nice. This is reminiscient of a song with Lil John, where he says "It's yours, bitch, suck it" or something like that. He also says "get naked" in the song as a command. OK, I am sure all girls will gladly take it all off your you.
The chorus is retarded as hell. It consists of two lines, each being whispered. That chorus sure has some deep lyrical meaning too. And how can this song be taken seriously when "B-AM" consists of major portion of the song?
This song basically describes a porno. Now, let me get this straight. I can either listen to a porno on a CD or I can watch real porno. What the hell? How about we leave porno to porn stars and the porno industry, huh?
Anyhow, just wanted to rant about that song because it is so dumb.
My A&P teacher had a few funny moments today. We reviewed for the final today, focusing on the reproductive system chapter. Some guy asked if it was possible for a male to lactate. The teacher asked if we had seen "Meet the Parents." Then he said "you can get a secretory substance from every nipple in Nature." Probably doesn't sound as funny to you, but it was funny there in class. And then some guy asked if tubal ligation (cutting and closing off of the fallopian tubes) and menopause have similar effects, as if he expected the answer to be yes and then an explanation. These two things are not related in the slightest and don't affect each other. LOL. The teacher just stared for awhile.....then stared some more.....then replied......."No......" The entire class busted up at the guy and the teacher just ignored him. HAHA. That's what happens when you ask dumb questions.
I haven't had a haircut since spring break. Holy crap. My hair is pretty long and I have decided to just wait until I get home to get a haircut. And yes, I am going to buzz it off. Get rid of that hot, sweat-causing mess.
Current mood: yay for the weekend!
Current music: (see below)
[Verse 1]
Hey how you doin lil mama?
lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you somethin' that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I dont mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fu**, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my **Ooooh**
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Imma beat dat * up
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Imma beat dat * up
Like ..
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, [Verse 2]
You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fu**, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my * in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fu** a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fu** that bend over imma give you the
*Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Imma beat dat * up
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Wait til you see my *Ahhh*
Wait til you see my *Oh*
Imma beat dat * up
Like ..
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, Beat da * up, (OOOOOOOH!)
OK, if you made it through that shit, congratulations. I don't understand why music now has to be so fucking retarded. I am sorry if this is your favorite song, but I am going to rip it to shreds.
"Your ass look soft." That should read your ass looks soft, yet what woman wants a "soft" ass? Doesn't that imply fat? What woman is turned on by a man calling her fat?
"So I don't mind askin' for head." Jesus, could you be a little less subtle please? I remember when music wasn't always sex-oriented and was intelligent. Now it basically has become "suck my dick." Hmm.....nice. This is reminiscient of a song with Lil John, where he says "It's yours, bitch, suck it" or something like that. He also says "get naked" in the song as a command. OK, I am sure all girls will gladly take it all off your you.
The chorus is retarded as hell. It consists of two lines, each being whispered. That chorus sure has some deep lyrical meaning too. And how can this song be taken seriously when "B-AM" consists of major portion of the song?
This song basically describes a porno. Now, let me get this straight. I can either listen to a porno on a CD or I can watch real porno. What the hell? How about we leave porno to porn stars and the porno industry, huh?
Anyhow, just wanted to rant about that song because it is so dumb.
My A&P teacher had a few funny moments today. We reviewed for the final today, focusing on the reproductive system chapter. Some guy asked if it was possible for a male to lactate. The teacher asked if we had seen "Meet the Parents." Then he said "you can get a secretory substance from every nipple in Nature." Probably doesn't sound as funny to you, but it was funny there in class. And then some guy asked if tubal ligation (cutting and closing off of the fallopian tubes) and menopause have similar effects, as if he expected the answer to be yes and then an explanation. These two things are not related in the slightest and don't affect each other. LOL. The teacher just stared for awhile.....then stared some more.....then replied......."No......" The entire class busted up at the guy and the teacher just ignored him. HAHA. That's what happens when you ask dumb questions.
I haven't had a haircut since spring break. Holy crap. My hair is pretty long and I have decided to just wait until I get home to get a haircut. And yes, I am going to buzz it off. Get rid of that hot, sweat-causing mess.
Current mood: yay for the weekend!
Current music: (see below)
Thursday, April 28, 2005
This is an "ID" card that my RA passed out to all the guys in the dorm (except theirs had their names on it). I thought it was kinda funny, especially since I know some people who could use a card like this.
I suppose it's about time for an update on this bitch. I am getting increasing lazy now, since the light of summer is approaching fast. But that's not necessarily so great for school.....since I still have finals. I hate my dicked finals schedule: 2 finals Monday (not this coming Monday, but the next one) and one Friday. Nothing in between....so I have to stay a few days extra. Damn. I wish I could just take my finals Monday and Tuesday and leave Pocatello in the dust of my spiffy truck.
So my last final is May 13. I will probably be heading home that day or the next, stopping in St. George for the night (meeting my parents) and playing golf the next day before coming home to the wonderful 909. I'm glad I still in the 909, not the gay 951.
The gay guy hasn't touched me any more, thankfully. Whew. I mean, I know I am straight, but it grosses me out when gay guys hit on me. I don't think gays are gross, but I just want them to not hit on me. I am clearly straight. So all you gay guys out there, don't fucking touch me. LOL.
So our dining hall has been serving cheese sticks lately. Alex, I do have to grant you that cheese sticks are yummy. It's not like I have have never had cheese sticks before, but it's nice that our craptacular dining hall is serving them now. Woohoo for something else I can eat there! They sure beat the hell out of mushroom casserole and almost everything else.
My uncle Roy had to get a stent put in one of his arteries. I guess he wasn't doing so well. But the reason I mention him is that he and my aunt want to move to Pocatello. What?!?!?! Have they ever been here? There is not shit to do besides Mormon dances and Cold Stone Creamery. Seriously. I guess it's doesn't matter for them, since they're retired, but still. And it snows here. A lot. Often. Why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to live here permanently? And yes, I do live here. But not permanently and I can go home to warm California. I don't much care for California anymore, but that's mainly because of the traffic and the flaming liberals. Bastards.
So last night after dinner, I got soaked by the rain. It sucked. We went to eat and sometime during the meal, it started pouring. And not just cats and dogs, but it was raining men ("Simpsons" reference). So anyhow, it's a pretty long walk to the dorms from the dining hall. Shit. We ran to the gym, jumping puddles, the river that consumed the gutter, and we finally made it to the gym. We walked through there and then had to finish the sprint to my dorm. Ugh. Sucked. I was wet everywhere pretty much. It probably rained over an inch in 20 minutes or so.
Current mood: hungry as hell
Current music: (see below)
So my last final is May 13. I will probably be heading home that day or the next, stopping in St. George for the night (meeting my parents) and playing golf the next day before coming home to the wonderful 909. I'm glad I still in the 909, not the gay 951.
The gay guy hasn't touched me any more, thankfully. Whew. I mean, I know I am straight, but it grosses me out when gay guys hit on me. I don't think gays are gross, but I just want them to not hit on me. I am clearly straight. So all you gay guys out there, don't fucking touch me. LOL.
So our dining hall has been serving cheese sticks lately. Alex, I do have to grant you that cheese sticks are yummy. It's not like I have have never had cheese sticks before, but it's nice that our craptacular dining hall is serving them now. Woohoo for something else I can eat there! They sure beat the hell out of mushroom casserole and almost everything else.
My uncle Roy had to get a stent put in one of his arteries. I guess he wasn't doing so well. But the reason I mention him is that he and my aunt want to move to Pocatello. What?!?!?! Have they ever been here? There is not shit to do besides Mormon dances and Cold Stone Creamery. Seriously. I guess it's doesn't matter for them, since they're retired, but still. And it snows here. A lot. Often. Why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to live here permanently? And yes, I do live here. But not permanently and I can go home to warm California. I don't much care for California anymore, but that's mainly because of the traffic and the flaming liberals. Bastards.
So last night after dinner, I got soaked by the rain. It sucked. We went to eat and sometime during the meal, it started pouring. And not just cats and dogs, but it was raining men ("Simpsons" reference). So anyhow, it's a pretty long walk to the dorms from the dining hall. Shit. We ran to the gym, jumping puddles, the river that consumed the gutter, and we finally made it to the gym. We walked through there and then had to finish the sprint to my dorm. Ugh. Sucked. I was wet everywhere pretty much. It probably rained over an inch in 20 minutes or so.
Current mood: hungry as hell
Current music: (see below)
Thursday, April 21, 2005
So I have discovered that I have some new pet peeves. And all of them have to do with eBay. I cannot stand when people bid on an item and win it, but then they fail to pay for it for weeks. ARGH! I hate that. Also, I cannot stand when people bid on stuff long before the auction ends. Why would you bid on something long before the end if you really wanted it? Why can't you just wait until it ends? It just makes it more expensive for you, since someone else is very likely to bid over you. There are way too many morons in the world and they seem to congregate on eBay. Hmmm....maybe that's why Alex and Joe make money.......
I had a miserable fucking experience today at lunch. Katie and I were waiting in line for lunch at the dining hall when the token gay guy got in line behind us. I was resting my hands on the railing behind me. The gay guy came over and placed his hand over my mine, and he didn't pull his away. I retracted mine like I'd touched a white hot burner. He didn't even act like anything had happened, nor did he say sorry about it. *Shudder*
OK, let's get one thing straight here. I am not afraid of gays, and I don't run away from purple and rainbows. I don't hate gays and I don't view them as lesser, inferior people. And I don't think that they should be pariahs or socially excluded or anything. But I do have a problem with the flamers. The flamers are the ones that introduce themselves as "gay" first and "Steve" second. If you were introduce yourself as "Steve" who happened to be "gay," then that's fine. I know I don't introduce myself as a girl-lover first off. I know I don't. So why do some (being the flamboyant ones) feel the need to announce that they're gay before they announce who they are? I understand being gay is something that they can't change nor is it something that they can control, but they can control the way people perceive them. They can decide whether they want to be "Steve" first, or "gay" first.
So back to this lunch situation. That is one of my fears. I dread being hit on by a gay guy. And this guy is flamboyantly fucking gay. Whew! Ultra gay. He wears a shirt that says "I don't do girls." Ugh. If he was gay and nonchalant about it, then it would be fine. But no, he is one of those flamers that I described. So he is annoying. Anyhow, I suppose it was a half-assed hit on me and I was whole-assedly disgusted.
I had a physics exam today, which went OK. I am 3/4 the way done that course. Yay! I just have one more test coming in the mail and then I will be done. Woohoo!
Current mood: tired from working out earlier Current music: (see below- Andrew- good call on Senses Fail, Motion City Soundtrack, and Fall Out Boy- you should try American Hi-Fi- their CD with Flavor of the Weak is the best)
I had a miserable fucking experience today at lunch. Katie and I were waiting in line for lunch at the dining hall when the token gay guy got in line behind us. I was resting my hands on the railing behind me. The gay guy came over and placed his hand over my mine, and he didn't pull his away. I retracted mine like I'd touched a white hot burner. He didn't even act like anything had happened, nor did he say sorry about it. *Shudder*
OK, let's get one thing straight here. I am not afraid of gays, and I don't run away from purple and rainbows. I don't hate gays and I don't view them as lesser, inferior people. And I don't think that they should be pariahs or socially excluded or anything. But I do have a problem with the flamers. The flamers are the ones that introduce themselves as "gay" first and "Steve" second. If you were introduce yourself as "Steve" who happened to be "gay," then that's fine. I know I don't introduce myself as a girl-lover first off. I know I don't. So why do some (being the flamboyant ones) feel the need to announce that they're gay before they announce who they are? I understand being gay is something that they can't change nor is it something that they can control, but they can control the way people perceive them. They can decide whether they want to be "Steve" first, or "gay" first.
So back to this lunch situation. That is one of my fears. I dread being hit on by a gay guy. And this guy is flamboyantly fucking gay. Whew! Ultra gay. He wears a shirt that says "I don't do girls." Ugh. If he was gay and nonchalant about it, then it would be fine. But no, he is one of those flamers that I described. So he is annoying. Anyhow, I suppose it was a half-assed hit on me and I was whole-assedly disgusted.
I had a physics exam today, which went OK. I am 3/4 the way done that course. Yay! I just have one more test coming in the mail and then I will be done. Woohoo!
Current mood: tired from working out earlier Current music: (see below- Andrew- good call on Senses Fail, Motion City Soundtrack, and Fall Out Boy- you should try American Hi-Fi- their CD with Flavor of the Weak is the best)
AND NOW A REAL POST.....SORRY FOR THOSE PSEUDO-POSTS
Since Blogger is preferring the company of other Bloggers (aka being gay), I will just explain the pictures below all right here and make references to them. Sorry if it gets confusing at all.
The first picture was from an email from my dad. Needless to say, it pictures two guys guiltier than hell.
The second picture below isof the rat we experimented on today in A&P lab. We anesthetized it, but the creepy part about that is that it never blinked. We would add water to its eyes to keep them moist, and it would blink then, but it couldn't blink regularly on its own (until the end when it started waking up). Anyhow, we had to make small incisions on its tail to take blood samples to measure the glucose levels. And I guess it's a law in Idaho that you have to kill any animal that you start work on. So we had to give it a lethal injection. Sad. We tried to see if we could take it to the local pet store, but that was a no-go. Damnit. So that rat is now dead. Too bad too, because he was a cute little guy.....and he had a good chance at reproducing because he had enormous balls. Ha.
The third picture is from Katie's attempt at registering. WTF? How can you have 5101 minutes left to wait? How can you have to wait 3 days, 13 hours, and 1 minute? Jesus Christ, that was an unrealistic estimation. Whew. My registration went much better (even though only 3 of my classes were open- the pharmacy classes don't open for a month or so) since I was able to register as a senior.
The last pictures were taken today. Yes, that's right. That white shit is snow. SNOW! IN APRIL! IN SPRING! I guess that's not too weird for Idaho though. Damnit. We had a few nice days of sunshine and we were fooled into thinking we might be able to start tanning soon. Not so now. And the poor flowers here all came up, but now are dead for sure. Sad. The snow melted quickly, but it's the principle. The snow needs to respect that the calendar calls for warmer weather. But apparently, that hasn't happened yet, since it is supposed to snow tonight......again.
Well, that sums up all the pictures I put up. I had an A&P test today, in addition to my rat-killing lab. There were 50 questions, 25 of which raped me and 25 of which were so simplistic you didn't even need to have finished high school- not like high school means much, especially in California, where you can play with yourself and get a B. But I digress. The first half of the test did not look promising, but then the second half filled me with some hope, since it was so easy. And I have a Physics test in 10 hours, so I should get some sleep now.
Current music: Alien Ant Farm: ANThology
Current mood: exhausted mentally and physically
Ah yes.....well at least people recognize that he is guilty as hell........
Since Blogger is preferring the company of other Bloggers (aka being gay), I will just explain the pictures below all right here and make references to them. Sorry if it gets confusing at all.
The first picture was from an email from my dad. Needless to say, it pictures two guys guiltier than hell.
The second picture below isof the rat we experimented on today in A&P lab. We anesthetized it, but the creepy part about that is that it never blinked. We would add water to its eyes to keep them moist, and it would blink then, but it couldn't blink regularly on its own (until the end when it started waking up). Anyhow, we had to make small incisions on its tail to take blood samples to measure the glucose levels. And I guess it's a law in Idaho that you have to kill any animal that you start work on. So we had to give it a lethal injection. Sad. We tried to see if we could take it to the local pet store, but that was a no-go. Damnit. So that rat is now dead. Too bad too, because he was a cute little guy.....and he had a good chance at reproducing because he had enormous balls. Ha.
The third picture is from Katie's attempt at registering. WTF? How can you have 5101 minutes left to wait? How can you have to wait 3 days, 13 hours, and 1 minute? Jesus Christ, that was an unrealistic estimation. Whew. My registration went much better (even though only 3 of my classes were open- the pharmacy classes don't open for a month or so) since I was able to register as a senior.
The last pictures were taken today. Yes, that's right. That white shit is snow. SNOW! IN APRIL! IN SPRING! I guess that's not too weird for Idaho though. Damnit. We had a few nice days of sunshine and we were fooled into thinking we might be able to start tanning soon. Not so now. And the poor flowers here all came up, but now are dead for sure. Sad. The snow melted quickly, but it's the principle. The snow needs to respect that the calendar calls for warmer weather. But apparently, that hasn't happened yet, since it is supposed to snow tonight......again.
Well, that sums up all the pictures I put up. I had an A&P test today, in addition to my rat-killing lab. There were 50 questions, 25 of which raped me and 25 of which were so simplistic you didn't even need to have finished high school- not like high school means much, especially in California, where you can play with yourself and get a B. But I digress. The first half of the test did not look promising, but then the second half filled me with some hope, since it was so easy. And I have a Physics test in 10 hours, so I should get some sleep now.
Current music: Alien Ant Farm: ANThology
Current mood: exhausted mentally and physically
Ah yes.....well at least people recognize that he is guilty as hell........
Monday, April 18, 2005
So it snowed again here today. WTF?!?! I thought it was spring (i.e. "Construction Season" in Idaho), but nope.....apparently it's only "Still Winter" or "Early Construction Season."
If you guys ever get bored and want something productive to do, you should join www.viewpointforum.com, where you can get paid money for completing surveys. Also, try www.epoll.com. They give out gift certificates for completing surveys. I tried that www.gozing.com shit and the surveys never were open for me. So piss on them, I'll keep my opinion to myself.
I have a Physics test on Thursday, an A&P test Wedsnesday, and an O-Chem test Monday. Ugh. I am tired of tests and such. I want school to be over and I want summer to be here.....right now. NOW!!!
The people that work at the "post office" in the dorm complex where my mailbox is probably think I deal drugs or something, since I have gotten about 3 packages a day for a few days now. Haha. Nope, they're just CD's that I copy, burn, and resell. Yay for eBay!
The posts below are Katie's pictures for her photography class. I should have just included the originals, since she used my digital camera, but I was too dumb to think of that. So I ended up taking more pictures of pictures. Bah. Anyhow, enjoy.
Current music: Eve 6: It's All In Your Head (one of my favorite albums- you should check it out)
Current mood: tired of homework, yet I have so much more........
If you guys ever get bored and want something productive to do, you should join www.viewpointforum.com, where you can get paid money for completing surveys. Also, try www.epoll.com. They give out gift certificates for completing surveys. I tried that www.gozing.com shit and the surveys never were open for me. So piss on them, I'll keep my opinion to myself.
I have a Physics test on Thursday, an A&P test Wedsnesday, and an O-Chem test Monday. Ugh. I am tired of tests and such. I want school to be over and I want summer to be here.....right now. NOW!!!
The people that work at the "post office" in the dorm complex where my mailbox is probably think I deal drugs or something, since I have gotten about 3 packages a day for a few days now. Haha. Nope, they're just CD's that I copy, burn, and resell. Yay for eBay!
The posts below are Katie's pictures for her photography class. I should have just included the originals, since she used my digital camera, but I was too dumb to think of that. So I ended up taking more pictures of pictures. Bah. Anyhow, enjoy.
Current music: Eve 6: It's All In Your Head (one of my favorite albums- you should check it out)
Current mood: tired of homework, yet I have so much more........
Sunday, April 17, 2005
So let me explain the pictures above and below. I was bored today and thought I would make a logo for my eBay stuff. Haha. They kinda turned out crappy. Anyhow, I might have to work on another one cuz these kinda suck.
logo
Current music: Creed "My Own Prison" and "Human Clay"
Current mood: fine
logo
Current music: Creed "My Own Prison" and "Human Clay"
Current mood: fine
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
So we lost at volleyball last night. Damnit. Now our season is over....in the first round of the playoffs. Shitty. We lost to the worst team in the whole thing- the Mormons. Bah.
Oh well. Now I am sitting in Econ class....using my friend's computer.....checking stuff on eBay.....not paying attention. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Current music: blah, blah, blah of the professor
Current mood: hungry as a mo-fo
Oh well. Now I am sitting in Econ class....using my friend's computer.....checking stuff on eBay.....not paying attention. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Current music: blah, blah, blah of the professor
Current mood: hungry as a mo-fo
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
I am sorry that I am never "online." The truth of the matter is that I am on the Internet often, but since I am using the computer lab computers and not my own, I never remember to sign onto AIM. My computer is feeling a little under the weather right now, as it is infected with 8957482356457861247671567465 viruses and spyware thingies.
So I learned more about the Atkins diet in A&P class yesterday. And it's not good for the Atkins dieters.......
The Atkins diet promotes weight loss through a reduction in carbohydrates....the energy of the body. Ummm.....can someone say stupid? You will feel tired and just lay around, thus never burning any calories.
Besides that, the brain requiers carbohydrates to run efficiently. So without the carbohydrates, your thinking can become fuzzy, memory worsens, and you can even develop serious medical conditions, like tunnel vision.
But the worst part of all.....the Atkins diet says it's OK to eat fat and protein and as much of it as you want. Well.....this leads to Type II Diabetes Mellitus over time. Sweet. What a great fucking diet. I want to die early because of a diet. Nice. so if you know anyone going hardcore Atkins, hit them with a brick and tell them to stuff their faces with carbohydrates and protein, not fat. And oh yeah, maybe some exercise too.....
Anyhow, since I am not "online" much in the sense of AIM, you guys should all stay in touch with me either through email or through the commenting section on my blog. My email is pelarico@isu.edu
Current music: piano in music room
Current mood: hungry
Note- this is the second attempt at writing this post.....Blogger ate the first one.....this one lacks passion.
So I learned more about the Atkins diet in A&P class yesterday. And it's not good for the Atkins dieters.......
The Atkins diet promotes weight loss through a reduction in carbohydrates....the energy of the body. Ummm.....can someone say stupid? You will feel tired and just lay around, thus never burning any calories.
Besides that, the brain requiers carbohydrates to run efficiently. So without the carbohydrates, your thinking can become fuzzy, memory worsens, and you can even develop serious medical conditions, like tunnel vision.
But the worst part of all.....the Atkins diet says it's OK to eat fat and protein and as much of it as you want. Well.....this leads to Type II Diabetes Mellitus over time. Sweet. What a great fucking diet. I want to die early because of a diet. Nice. so if you know anyone going hardcore Atkins, hit them with a brick and tell them to stuff their faces with carbohydrates and protein, not fat. And oh yeah, maybe some exercise too.....
Anyhow, since I am not "online" much in the sense of AIM, you guys should all stay in touch with me either through email or through the commenting section on my blog. My email is pelarico@isu.edu
Current music: piano in music room
Current mood: hungry
Note- this is the second attempt at writing this post.....Blogger ate the first one.....this one lacks passion.
Saturday, April 09, 2005
I guess we are all going rock climbing this afternoon. Maybe I will take some pictures and you will all get to see the harness giving me a wedgie and sending my shorts up my ass. I swear, the rock climbing gear is the most uncomfortable stuff in the world. For guys, the harness goes around the 'vital' area and makes all the junk stick out. And then you look like you're playing with yourself when you go to fix it.....every 4 seconds. But the wedgie is the worst part. It is the ultimate wedgie of wedgies. When you come down the wall after climbing, the harness ends up your ass. But removing the harness is the best part about rock climbing. It's the best feeling of freedom ever.
So I have a shitty stomach today. I woke up and it felt crappy instantly. Ugh. Katie and I went to Denny's last night at 12:30 AM. I got a BBQ chicken sandwich, which was excellent. But now I am wondering if it didn't sit very well with my stomach all night.
But good news about my stomach- I can eat pepperoni now! For the longest time, I was allergic to pepperoni and would have to make a quick run to the toilet afterwards (and no, it wasn't puking). But now, I have tried pepperoni 2 times and been able to withstand it. Woohoo!!!
Current music: the laughing kitty on some other computer
Current mood: wishing my stomach felt better
So I have a shitty stomach today. I woke up and it felt crappy instantly. Ugh. Katie and I went to Denny's last night at 12:30 AM. I got a BBQ chicken sandwich, which was excellent. But now I am wondering if it didn't sit very well with my stomach all night.
But good news about my stomach- I can eat pepperoni now! For the longest time, I was allergic to pepperoni and would have to make a quick run to the toilet afterwards (and no, it wasn't puking). But now, I have tried pepperoni 2 times and been able to withstand it. Woohoo!!!
Current music: the laughing kitty on some other computer
Current mood: wishing my stomach felt better
Friday, April 08, 2005
So I was uber bored in Econ today and to keep myself awake, I took pictures of everyone else falling asleep or doing weird things. Enjoy my rating on the fellow classmates that did not manage to stay awake and the guy below (in the bottom left of the picture) that can't seem to keep his eyes off his Gameboy and his fingers out of his nose....
Picking Nose in Econ- This guy gets negative stars (like -5/5) for this move. Not only was he caught on camera buried to the second knuckle, but he repeatedly went back for more nose gold. Ewww.....
Picking Nose in Econ- This guy gets negative stars (like -5/5) for this move. Not only was he caught on camera buried to the second knuckle, but he repeatedly went back for more nose gold. Ewww.....
Sleeping in Econ Position 1- "The Pro" 5/5 stars
Notice that he not only has a pencil out, but he has paper and a folder out as well. It was difficult for me to tell if he was really asleep or not, but he was. He did not move for a long period of time. However, due to his skill at feigning consciousness, he pulls off the number 1 way to sleep in Econ Class.
Sleeping in Econ Position 2- The "I am pondering what is going on" 2/5 stars
Notice that he does have paper out, yet he is sound asleep. This is a half assed attempt at making the professor think you are diligent and actually paying attention in class......with the back of your eyelids facing him.
Sleeping in Econ Position 3- The "I just don't give a damn" 0/5 stars
Notice that he doesn't even have paper or a pen out. He is not even trying to conceal the fact that he is out cold. How tired he must be to actually attend class and then just sleep the entire period.
Indeed.
Someone carved this into the side of the table in the lounge. Haha.
Current music: New Found Glory: "Catalyst"
Ah, I am so tired this morning. The weather is all crappy and my room was nice and cool. I really had no motivation whatsoever to get out of bed.
Oh well, I only have 3 hours of class today. That is much lower than Mondays and Wednesdays, when I have 7. Ugh.
Bah. This post was disappointing. I thought that maybe once I started typing, I'd come up with something witty, amusing, or even worth writing. Guess not.
Current music: Riddlin' Kids: Hurry Up And Wait (in my head)
Current mood: asleep
Oh well, I only have 3 hours of class today. That is much lower than Mondays and Wednesdays, when I have 7. Ugh.
Bah. This post was disappointing. I thought that maybe once I started typing, I'd come up with something witty, amusing, or even worth writing. Guess not.
Current music: Riddlin' Kids: Hurry Up And Wait (in my head)
Current mood: asleep
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
I had a volleyball game this evening. We, being the MMAS team and I, lost yet again. We are now sinking in the rankings to 1-7. Damnit. And we played pretty well too. Argh, the frustrations of team sports. (Notice to the team members that read this- this is not about you, so no freaking out- this is simply a reflection on why I play single sports).
I have always played single sports. Golf- highly individual- you versus the course. Tennis- I never have liked doubles and I really loved singles. I guess that's why I play individual sports. There is no one to blame for a loss or win except yourself. You have no other factors that can possibly affect you. The weather? Well, that's a pretty wimpy and lame excuse. Sickness? I suppose, but then again, not everyone is always feeling 100% well. I don't know.....I do enjoy playing volleyball and I do like the team idea, I just feel that I am a solo-sport player.
So enough about that. The lump on my head is red and still hurts, but at least the swelling has subsided. Katie is waiting for me to finish this entry, so here's the big finale:
I bowled a 164 today. Woo-hoo!
Current music: clackety-clackety of the keyboard (interspersed with many backspaces and mutterings)
Current mood: defeated :(
I have always played single sports. Golf- highly individual- you versus the course. Tennis- I never have liked doubles and I really loved singles. I guess that's why I play individual sports. There is no one to blame for a loss or win except yourself. You have no other factors that can possibly affect you. The weather? Well, that's a pretty wimpy and lame excuse. Sickness? I suppose, but then again, not everyone is always feeling 100% well. I don't know.....I do enjoy playing volleyball and I do like the team idea, I just feel that I am a solo-sport player.
So enough about that. The lump on my head is red and still hurts, but at least the swelling has subsided. Katie is waiting for me to finish this entry, so here's the big finale:
I bowled a 164 today. Woo-hoo!
Current music: clackety-clackety of the keyboard (interspersed with many backspaces and mutterings)
Current mood: defeated :(
Monday, April 04, 2005
Katie and I went and watched “Finding Neverland” today. I have to say I really do enjoy anything with Johnny Depp in it. No, I am not saying he is dreamy or that he is hot. Nothing of the sort. I just think he’s a good actor, whether he is acting in a serious or a funny movie, or in both capacities. You can’t top Captain Jack Sparrow in “Pirates of the Caribbean.” That is a classic character. Anyhow, more about “Finding Neverland.” It was pretty damn good. I thought there might be some slow sequences or something of the sort, but it kept moving and wasn’t boring anywhere. It has neat cinematography too.
So I bought a couple CD’s at Wal-Mart the other day. One was John Mayer’s “Heavier Things” and the other was The Killers’ “Hot Fuss.” Since I sold them on eBay, I ended up having to pay only $0.06 for them both (I burned them and then resold them). That’s what I call a good deal, and I don’t really mind having burned CD’s. It’s not like I sit around and admire the artwork on the CD’s themselves or the inserts in the case. Meh. I listen to the CD. That’s the extent of my caring.
So now I have a giant lump on my head. About tens minutes ago, before going to bed, I always take a shower so I’m all warm and clean for bed. I bent down to pick up my shower basket from underneath my towel rack and lifted my head right up into the damn towel rack. But no, I didn’t just hit the little bar going across the towel rack. No no. I hit the metal support for the rack, which are pretty sharp. I hit it so hard that my vision went black for a second and I ended up crouched on the ground muttering the “F” word every second or so. And to top it all off, it even bled a small amount. Damnit. So now I have a lump on my already hugasmic, gi-normous, mega-sized head. It’s huge and misshapen now. Ugh.
Ah, I have found something I love about my camera. The video function. Haha. That lends itself to some good times. I have already caught my next door neighbors singing to Blink-182, MxPx, and some oldies. And the cables that allow me to hook the camera up to the TV make it excellent. Ah yes. J Yay for candid-camera/ Nichols Hall Idol!
So it looks as if my schedule next year is going to be packed. I will have classes like Phytsiochemical Basis of Drug Action, Biological Basis of Drug Action, Biochemistry, etc. But the worst sounding one so far is Recitations for one of the Pharmacy classes. Ugh. That just seems scary as hell. I really hate oral presentations and this sounds like an entire semester of them. Sweet fucking deal.
Current music: The Killers: “Hot Fuss”
Current mood: going to bed now
So I bought a couple CD’s at Wal-Mart the other day. One was John Mayer’s “Heavier Things” and the other was The Killers’ “Hot Fuss.” Since I sold them on eBay, I ended up having to pay only $0.06 for them both (I burned them and then resold them). That’s what I call a good deal, and I don’t really mind having burned CD’s. It’s not like I sit around and admire the artwork on the CD’s themselves or the inserts in the case. Meh. I listen to the CD. That’s the extent of my caring.
So now I have a giant lump on my head. About tens minutes ago, before going to bed, I always take a shower so I’m all warm and clean for bed. I bent down to pick up my shower basket from underneath my towel rack and lifted my head right up into the damn towel rack. But no, I didn’t just hit the little bar going across the towel rack. No no. I hit the metal support for the rack, which are pretty sharp. I hit it so hard that my vision went black for a second and I ended up crouched on the ground muttering the “F” word every second or so. And to top it all off, it even bled a small amount. Damnit. So now I have a lump on my already hugasmic, gi-normous, mega-sized head. It’s huge and misshapen now. Ugh.
Ah, I have found something I love about my camera. The video function. Haha. That lends itself to some good times. I have already caught my next door neighbors singing to Blink-182, MxPx, and some oldies. And the cables that allow me to hook the camera up to the TV make it excellent. Ah yes. J Yay for candid-camera/ Nichols Hall Idol!
So it looks as if my schedule next year is going to be packed. I will have classes like Phytsiochemical Basis of Drug Action, Biological Basis of Drug Action, Biochemistry, etc. But the worst sounding one so far is Recitations for one of the Pharmacy classes. Ugh. That just seems scary as hell. I really hate oral presentations and this sounds like an entire semester of them. Sweet fucking deal.
Current music: The Killers: “Hot Fuss”
Current mood: going to bed now
Saturday, April 02, 2005
So I have something for you all to think about....
Remember when I listed blogging as one of the biggest fads of 2004? Well, it seems as if I was right in at least some way. People get blogs, write a few entries, then tire of it. Is blogging just a simple fad or is it really a means of communication? It was supposed to be the new great way to keep in touch with friends without having to write emails to each specific person. It was supposed to keep everyone up to date on one another's lives, especially when they all moved away. But it seems as if blogging has become a forgotten fad. And no, I am not talking about Alex giving up on blogging. I am talking about the infrequent updates, the acquiring of a blog and then the prompt dumping of it, the laziness that abounds in us all (me included- I get lazy about updating).
Current music: John Mayer: "Heavier Things" (in my head)
Current mood: fine
Remember when I listed blogging as one of the biggest fads of 2004? Well, it seems as if I was right in at least some way. People get blogs, write a few entries, then tire of it. Is blogging just a simple fad or is it really a means of communication? It was supposed to be the new great way to keep in touch with friends without having to write emails to each specific person. It was supposed to keep everyone up to date on one another's lives, especially when they all moved away. But it seems as if blogging has become a forgotten fad. And no, I am not talking about Alex giving up on blogging. I am talking about the infrequent updates, the acquiring of a blog and then the prompt dumping of it, the laziness that abounds in us all (me included- I get lazy about updating).
Current music: John Mayer: "Heavier Things" (in my head)
Current mood: fine
Friday, April 01, 2005
¿Cómo están, bitches?
A guy in my hall exclaimed that when he entered the other day. I thought it was amusing.
It’s been an eventful few days, I suppose. So here’s my boring account of them:
Tuesday-
I went and saw the Spongebob Squarepants movie. I have to say that I was disappointed. It was totally random in parts and seemed as if they kind of pieced 3 half hour shows together. Ah well. I watched Alfie a few days before that and I liked it OK. It’s slow in parts, but there are some funny parts and it’s a sad one in parts.
Katie and I were driving back from somewhere and I almost ran over a 7 year old girl. She was crossing the street from left to right, but she was hidden from view because a car was coming down the street towards me, blocking her from view. Katie was yelling and telling me to watch the little girl. I finally slammed the brakes on and squealed to a stop. The stupid little girl just looked up at me and smiled and then ran on. She didn’t know how close she was to being a hood ornament on my truck.
Wednesday-
I had class all goddamn day long. It was eff-ing miserable. And to top it off, I almost had to strangle a woman in my A&P lab. Alrighty, here’s a little background on this bitch. She’s a nursing student that can’t even take a blood pressure. She can’t follow a simple formula for figuring out fitness. The formula is given in the lab manual and has explicit instructions on how to use it. It’s not rocket science. She’s also mean and arrogant to other students. She asks the teacher questions and before he can finish an answer, she asks another two.
Anyhow, it was 4:30 PM and I’d been in classes since 9:00 AM. I was tired, I was cranky, and I wanted to go eat and be done with class. But no, she wanted to ask 83214754858475874589437562823 questions about lab at the very end of lab. We did a bunch of breathing tests and she just had to question every single result. She even asked the same question more than once, but of course, never gave the teacher a chance to explain before she asked another stupid question.
She launched into a series of questions. I shushed her…..loudly. Haha. She turned around and looked at me and said something like “I’m trying to learn” in the most snotty manner possible. I wanted to take these rubber tubes we had been using to strangle the bitch right then and there. I told her “I’d like to learn too, but I want to finish lab today.” She got all huffy and said something to the extent of “fine whatever.” I flipped her off casually and the teacher continued with the lab. HAHAHA! FUCK YOU BITCH!
After class, 5 people talked to me and congratulated me on telling her off. I heard a lot of “I hate her” and “she’s goddamn annoying” and my favorite “I’d be scared if she were my nurse.” Frankly, I have to agree with that sentiment too.
Thursday-
I didn’t have class Thursday, thankfully. I did some homework, worked out, did a little eBay stuff, etc. We had two volleyball games at night, both of which we lost. Damnit. Now we’re 1-6. Argh. Just like last semester.
So Friday hopefully will go fast and then I can rest this weekend, maybe go rock climbing, bowling, mini-golfing, hitting range balls, or something like that. Maybe a Denny’s run too. We’ll see, I guess.
A guy in my hall exclaimed that when he entered the other day. I thought it was amusing.
It’s been an eventful few days, I suppose. So here’s my boring account of them:
Tuesday-
I went and saw the Spongebob Squarepants movie. I have to say that I was disappointed. It was totally random in parts and seemed as if they kind of pieced 3 half hour shows together. Ah well. I watched Alfie a few days before that and I liked it OK. It’s slow in parts, but there are some funny parts and it’s a sad one in parts.
Katie and I were driving back from somewhere and I almost ran over a 7 year old girl. She was crossing the street from left to right, but she was hidden from view because a car was coming down the street towards me, blocking her from view. Katie was yelling and telling me to watch the little girl. I finally slammed the brakes on and squealed to a stop. The stupid little girl just looked up at me and smiled and then ran on. She didn’t know how close she was to being a hood ornament on my truck.
Wednesday-
I had class all goddamn day long. It was eff-ing miserable. And to top it off, I almost had to strangle a woman in my A&P lab. Alrighty, here’s a little background on this bitch. She’s a nursing student that can’t even take a blood pressure. She can’t follow a simple formula for figuring out fitness. The formula is given in the lab manual and has explicit instructions on how to use it. It’s not rocket science. She’s also mean and arrogant to other students. She asks the teacher questions and before he can finish an answer, she asks another two.
Anyhow, it was 4:30 PM and I’d been in classes since 9:00 AM. I was tired, I was cranky, and I wanted to go eat and be done with class. But no, she wanted to ask 83214754858475874589437562823 questions about lab at the very end of lab. We did a bunch of breathing tests and she just had to question every single result. She even asked the same question more than once, but of course, never gave the teacher a chance to explain before she asked another stupid question.
She launched into a series of questions. I shushed her…..loudly. Haha. She turned around and looked at me and said something like “I’m trying to learn” in the most snotty manner possible. I wanted to take these rubber tubes we had been using to strangle the bitch right then and there. I told her “I’d like to learn too, but I want to finish lab today.” She got all huffy and said something to the extent of “fine whatever.” I flipped her off casually and the teacher continued with the lab. HAHAHA! FUCK YOU BITCH!
After class, 5 people talked to me and congratulated me on telling her off. I heard a lot of “I hate her” and “she’s goddamn annoying” and my favorite “I’d be scared if she were my nurse.” Frankly, I have to agree with that sentiment too.
Thursday-
I didn’t have class Thursday, thankfully. I did some homework, worked out, did a little eBay stuff, etc. We had two volleyball games at night, both of which we lost. Damnit. Now we’re 1-6. Argh. Just like last semester.
So Friday hopefully will go fast and then I can rest this weekend, maybe go rock climbing, bowling, mini-golfing, hitting range balls, or something like that. Maybe a Denny’s run too. We’ll see, I guess.
Guess who got a 100% on their last physics test.....me! Woohoo! And a 98% on Econ.....was hoping for 100% there, but I just had to miss that one question.....
And oh yeah, I have absolutely no motivation to study anymore for classes. I just have to pull C’s now for the rest of college. Ah……but of course, you all know the rod up my ass is pretty thick and strong, as well as the little bug that gets in there occasionally. I bet I won’t be able to let myself slack too much.
Current music: Third Eye Blind: “Third Eye Blind”
Current mood: sleepy and needing sleep (well, obviously)